A Magician never reveals his secrets. Good thing I’m not a magician.
Good evening gentleman/ladies.
Get out your drink of choice.
open each of the following links in a different tab
On the first tab
On another tab
On the last
Or, “Say Eight!”
You’ve probably seen some version of that chart before. You may also have noticed how inadequate it is at helping you. Based on the faces, this is what the chart communicates:
0: Haha! I’m not wearing any pants!
2: Awesome! Someone just offered me a free hot dog!
4: Huh. I never knew that about giraffes.
6: I’m sorry about your cat, […]