My Life According to Weezer Songs

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to others, including me. You can’t use the band I used unless you are totally lame and can’t come up with another band. No fair repeating song titles. Repost as “my life according to (band name)”

Pick your Artist:
Weezer

Are you a male or female:
“The Greatest Man That Ever Lived”

Describe yourself:
“Troublemaker”

How do you feel:
“The Good Life”

Describe where you currently live:
“In the Garage”

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
“Island in the Sun”

Your favorite form of transportation:
“Surf Wax America”

Your best friend is:
“My Best Friend”

You and your best friends are:
“We Are All on Drugs” or “Dreamin'”

What’s the weather like:
“El Scorcho”

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
“Only in Dreams”

Your last relationship:
“Keep Fishin'”

Your fear:
“The World Has Turned and Left Me Here”

Thought for the Day:
“Pork and Beans”

How I would like to die:
“No One Else”

My soul’s present condition:
“This Is Such a Pity”

My motto:
“Dreamin” or “The Greatest Man That Ever Lived”