Okay, this song is long and silly. so what? – it is epic. Weird Al is a genius. I was happy when I took a Meyers-Briggs personality test on facebook and it said that Weird Al had the same personality type as me. Apparently, this song is a parody of a song by R. Kelly called trapped in the closet. The R. Kelly version is 18 minutes long and is a soap opera of 2 married couples involved in a crazy web of infedelity. I think I’ll stick with the “true to reality” drive-thru song.